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Tony Scotti may not be the only teacher
in America whose students have shot at him, but he may be the only one to have
given them an A for doing so. After all, Scotti says, the guys were just doing
what they’d been taught to do. And it wasn’t him they were trying to kill — they
thought he was someone else. These things happen. Also, for the most part, his
bulletproof windshield withstood the attack. A few cuts and bruises. Slight
whiplash. A case of the heebie-jeebies. No big deal.
As it happens, Scotti isn’t a teacher in the
Boston Public School system. Strictly speaking, he isn’t a teacher at all.
Scotti is a driving instructor. You could go so far as to say he teaches driver
safety. His approach to the subject, though, is a little unorthodox. Indeed,
under normal circumstances, the driving techniques Scotti teaches — the
so-called Scotti Method — would not only violate the rules of the road, but
probably a few federal statutes as well. This is not, by any stretch of the
imagination, the stuff of your average drivers’-ed course.
"We teach the basics: three-point turns, looking
over your shoulder when backing up, parallel parking, how to put the car in park
and shut off the engine," says Jim Slowey, an instructor at Central Auto School
in East Boston. "We show you how to change a flat tire, how to fill out an
accident report."
The curriculum devised by the Medford-based
Scotti, on the other hand, includes surveillance detection; high-speed braking
and turning; skidding; spinning; slamming; smashing; using your car as a weapon;
reversing at top speed; and shooting from a moving vehicle.
In a recent newsletter put out by the Tony
Scotti Training Network (TSTN) — a consortium of schools located in Rhode
Island, California, Michigan, and Nevada — there is an article titled "Escaping
the Kill Zone (Ramming)." "Put your foot on the pedal and do not let up," the
article advises. "Your vehicle will make contact [and] then push the barricade
out of the path of travel." In the course of his 30-year career, Scotti says, he
has consigned hundreds of cars to the scrap heap teaching people to do stuff
like this.
For those whose careers are dedicated to
advising people how not to crash into things, the idea of a bunch of
wheel-jerking, fishtailing Tony Scotti grads taking to the streets is an
unsettling prospect. "I don’t think that we would want to teach someone how to
do that," says Jim Slowey. "I think it would be very foolish to have an auto
school that teaches you to drive that way."
Slowey has a point. But those who sign up with
TSTN are not jittery first-timers or adrenaline-drenched teens. They are, for
the most part, security professionals: bodyguards, soldiers, chauffeurs, police
officers, and secret-service agents. And they are less interested in the rules
of the road than they are in steering clear of assassins, kidnappers, and
terrorists. When there are bullets shattering your windshield and grenades
clattering across your hood, there’s little time to check your mirrors, put on
your turn signal, and pull smoothly away from the curb. For Scotti and his
associates, "car trouble" has a very specific meaning.
"We don’t teach civilians how to do security
work," says Anthony Ricci, owner of Advanced Driving & Security Inc. (ADSI),
a Scotti driving school in Rhode Island. "We do car-control clinics for
civilians. We concentrate on some security elements, but we don’t teach them how
to get out of kill zones. We don’t teach them how to deploy from a vehicle using
a weapon. We’re not going to teach them how to shoot through glass. There’s no
need for them to do that. They are not going to know how to do that stuff."
Not yet, anyway.
"Let’s be honest," says Scotti. "There’s a huge
market for people who have no need for this." Meaning, the kinds of people who
enjoy leaping out of airplanes, rummaging around at the bottom of the sea, and
zipping down the sides of mountains may be equally inclined to get their kicks
on TSTN’s driving strips. After all, there can be few activities more, er,
bracing than losing control of a car going 70 miles per hour. As Scotti puts it,
"I still can’t believe I got paid for doing that."
At first glance, Tony Scotti, 66, doesn’t
look much like an action figure. Balding and bespectacled, he would not seem out
of place at a local Dunkin’ Donuts, a Boston Herald under his arm, ordering his
sixth small regular of the day.
Indeed, since he went into
"semi-retirement" a few years back, Scotti has spent his days quietly, pottering
around his Medford neighborhood. Time was, though, Scotti enjoyed a lifestyle
that would have done Indiana Jones proud.
Since the early ’70s, when he founded his school, Scotti has
taught in some of the world’s most volatile regions — Haiti, Iran, Colombia,
Pakistan, El Salvador, the Philippines. He has trained the bodyguards of Will
Smith and the emir of Kuwait. He has barked orders at cigar-chewing soldiers of
fortune and found himself caught up in a violent Islamic revolution. On more
than one occasion, he has been shot at, most famously in Venezuela, when a group
of his own trainees mistook him for an enemy infiltrator and let loose with a
cannonade of gunfire.
"There aren’t too many people who have actually
done this stuff," Scotti says, referring to the defensive-driving institutes
that have cropped up in the 30 years since he founded his own. "In this
business, there are an awful lot of people teaching who have never done
anything. I’ve been there, done that, and got the T-shirt. When I talk about
being ambushed, I’ve been ambushed." But Scotti hasn’t
been ambushed in a long time. In 1997, he sold his original school, the Scotti
School of Defensive Driving, to a businessman in Florida, a move he describes as
"the biggest mistake of my life." Shortly afterwards, some of Scotti’s former
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| 'I'VE BEEN THERE,done that, and got the
T-shirt,' says Tony Scotti. 'when I talk about being ambushed, I've been
ambushed.' |
| WITH ANTHONY RICCI, sampling Advanced
Driving & Security Inc.'s training course ain't for the
weak-kneed |
| Terrible velocity
It’s a chilly November afternoon, and Anthony Ricci, myself,
and a guy named Jim are standing on Advanced Driving & Security Inc.’s
training course — a huge, abandoned airfield at the Quonset Point Naval Air
Station in North Kingston, Rhode Island. Ricci is giving us a pep talk. " If you
don’t want to survive, " he says, " you won’t. You need the will to fight back.
If not, you’re going to die. " Jim, for his part, appears to be using every
scrap of willpower just to stay awake.
A chauffeur for a large corporation, Jim looks a bit like Phil
Donahue — though he has none of the talk-show host’s manic energy. Over the
course of the day, he and I take a couple of Ricci’s police-issue Crown Vics
through a series of white-knuckle exercises that have the two hot dogs I ate for
lunch (bad idea) rattling around my stomach, my stomach rattling around inside
my torso, and my testicles rattling around somewhere in the region of my
chest.
My fellow trainee, however, seems unmoved. At one point, as
Jim backs out of a simulated ambush, Ricci chases the car, throwing traffic
cones, screaming, " You’re not backing out of an airport! This is a fucking kill
zone! Go! Go! Go! " Granted, the slightly chubby, chino-wearing, goatee-sporting
Ricci is no Abu Nidal, but the fact that Jim’s ho-hum expression barely flickers
as his car hurtles into yet another neck-whipping, eyeball-popping J-turn leads
me to believe he may already be dead.
" Usually, people are a bit more aggressive, " Ricci says
later. " I’ve had people in the ambush scenario who want to get out and fight
you. I’ve had people who’ve had chest pains, and I’ve had to get out and calm
them down. You never know what to expect. " He adds, " That gentleman [Jim] was
very subdued. He didn’t show much emotion at all. "
I, on the other hand, fall very much into the excitable
category.
As I hurtle about, Ricci’s voice occasionally comes over a
two-way radio to offer advice or ask me how I’m doing. " Aaaaaaargh! " I
invariably reply, or, " Eeeeeeee! " Only Ricci’s assurances that I am not about
to suffer a tumbling, fiery death keep me from openly weeping. (Then again, he
did have me sign that waiver, something about " THE RISK OF INJURY AND/OR DEATH
AND/OR PROPERTY DAMAGE, " written in all-caps, if memory serves.)
Anyway, it feels dangerous enough. There are no helmets, no
special harnesses. Just me, a seatbelt, and three miles of open, skid-marked
roadway. We do slaloms at 40 miles an hour, breaking and turning at 65. We
change lanes at breakneck speeds, tires screeching, back ends whipping. We whiz
around the course in reverse, practice using the car as a weapon. We do J-turns
galore — whoooeeee! — and then put the whole lot together in a simulated car
chase that leaves me weak-kneed for hours afterward.
When the training session is over, I follow Jim’s car through
the sprawling Quonset complex, past the camouflaged Humvees, the rusting
watchtowers, the World War II–era hangars and mysterious-looking silos. Jim, I
notice, is driving very cautiously, even dodderingly, and for the first time it
occurs to me that maybe I’d gotten it wrong about Jim. Maybe he wasn’t so blasé
about all this after all. Thinking about it now, maybe he was just scared
stiff.
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CW
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